Squinty And B.Coop Broke Up
This is turning out to be the worst week ever for contract couples beards love! Cherub’s wings already wilted once when Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas announced their split and now comes the news that Renee Zellweger no longer has the squints for Bradley Cooper. If John Travolta and Kelly Preston announce their divorce this weekend, then it’s pretty clear that the ancient art of bearding is on its way into the casket.
